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Wednesday, 29 January 2014
Man of Your House
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
'You Can Be The Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied,
'The funeral director would be my first guess..'
'You Can Be The Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied,
'The funeral director would be my first guess..'
Wednesday, 11 December 2013
Stay on the Line
An Emergency Call Centre worker in London
Has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating,
"I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."
Apparently
"Please remain calm and stay on the line"
Was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response!!!???
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Has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating,
"I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."
Apparently
"Please remain calm and stay on the line"
Was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response!!!???
content provided by JF Thanks
Tuesday, 29 October 2013
Smart Question 01
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers
...What does he weigh?
...What does he weigh?
Friday, 4 October 2013
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