Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Destroying Our World

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Monday, 3 February 2014

Religion of Peace

This is surely an Oxymoron

A
Religion
of 
Peace




Yeah Right, why would any believe such nonsense


Wednesday, 29 January 2014

Man of Your House

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
'You Can Be The Man of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,

'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.

You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.

Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'

The wife replied,










'The funeral director would be my first guess..'

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Stay on the Line

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London 

Has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment.

It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating,

"I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."

Apparently

"Please remain calm and stay on the line"


Was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response!!!???

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Tuesday, 29 October 2013

Smart Question 01

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he  wears size 13 sneakers

...What  does he weigh?