...What does he weigh?
Tuesday, 29 October 2013
Smart Question 01
...What does he weigh?
Friday, 4 October 2013
Thursday, 3 October 2013
Wednesday, 25 September 2013
Problem solving (score "F")
Instructors remarks : could try a less aggressive approach to these types of challenges
Saturday, 31 August 2013
WAITRESS HANDED HER OWN STOLEN ID
The Small Details Count
Our coveted Stupidest Criminal of the Week Award goes to a Colorado woman, who tried to use a stolen ID on the woman to whom the ID belonged. Brianna Priddy, an Applebee's waitress, was delighted to discover the little brat who had ruined her week sitting right in her section.
The criminal apparently couldn't be bothered to look at the photo on the fake she was using long enough to realize it was the woman she was ordering from.
Nor was Brianna's "Brianna" nametag a giveaway.
In a confusing twist, the woman using the fake was actually 26—old enough to buy a drink with her own ID.
We're happy for the waitress, but we do find it sad that anyone would go to all the trouble of stealing a wallet only to buy an Applebee's Bahama Mama cocktail.
Our coveted Stupidest Criminal of the Week Award goes to a Colorado woman, who tried to use a stolen ID on the woman to whom the ID belonged. Brianna Priddy, an Applebee's waitress, was delighted to discover the little brat who had ruined her week sitting right in her section.
The criminal apparently couldn't be bothered to look at the photo on the fake she was using long enough to realize it was the woman she was ordering from.
Nor was Brianna's "Brianna" nametag a giveaway.
In a confusing twist, the woman using the fake was actually 26—old enough to buy a drink with her own ID.
We're happy for the waitress, but we do find it sad that anyone would go to all the trouble of stealing a wallet only to buy an Applebee's Bahama Mama cocktail.
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| Go figure... Woman using the fake was actually 26 |
GETAWAY FOILS ROBBERY
Forgot the Silencer!
Getaway cars are just for the movies. Real criminals use getaway donkeys.
A trio of Columbian robbers in the exotic sounding town Juan de Acosta loaded stolen rum, rice, tuna and sardines onto Xavi, a 10-year-old donkey.
It was all going to plan, but then the donkey starting "heehawing". Loudly. The racket alerted police to the robbery and the burglars ran.
Getaway cars are just for the movies. Real criminals use getaway donkeys.
A trio of Columbian robbers in the exotic sounding town Juan de Acosta loaded stolen rum, rice, tuna and sardines onto Xavi, a 10-year-old donkey.
It was all going to plan, but then the donkey starting "heehawing". Loudly. The racket alerted police to the robbery and the burglars ran.
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| Quick, gun it! |
SLOW REASONING
Exit Stage Right!!
Levi Detweiler, a 17-year-old Amish youth, ran a stop sign in his "horse and buggy". We believe it was the latest model.
Young Levi then led police on a mile-long, low speed chase before taking a turn too sharply and tipping the carriage on its side.
Hollywood could probably make a movie out of the incident, called The Slow and The Furious.
Yes, we know what you're thinking. With a terrible joke like that, "who's the real criminal here?"
Anyway, Levi was charged with "over-driving an animal", among other offences.
Serves him right. What a hoon.
Levi Detweiler, a 17-year-old Amish youth, ran a stop sign in his "horse and buggy". We believe it was the latest model.
Young Levi then led police on a mile-long, low speed chase before taking a turn too sharply and tipping the carriage on its side.
Hollywood could probably make a movie out of the incident, called The Slow and The Furious.
Yes, we know what you're thinking. With a terrible joke like that, "who's the real criminal here?"
Anyway, Levi was charged with "over-driving an animal", among other offences.
Serves him right. What a hoon.
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| Levi Detweiler, the Amish speedracer. |
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