Stay on the Line

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London 

Has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment.

It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating,

"I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."

Apparently

"Please remain calm and stay on the line"


Was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response!!!???

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Smart Question 01

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he  wears size 13 sneakers

...What  does he weigh?

Its Simple A & R

Its Simple

   Let me say it plainly 

             To Understand

Problem solving (score "F")

Instructors remarks : could try a less aggressive approach to these types of challenges

WAITRESS HANDED HER OWN STOLEN ID

The Small Details Count

Our coveted Stupidest Criminal of the Week Award goes to a Colorado woman, who tried to use a stolen ID on the woman to whom the ID belonged. Brianna Priddy, an Applebee's waitress, was delighted to discover the little brat who had ruined her week sitting right in her section.

The criminal apparently couldn't be bothered to look at the photo on the fake she was using long enough to realize it was the woman she was ordering from.

Nor was Brianna's "Brianna" nametag a giveaway.

In a confusing twist, the woman using the fake was actually 26—old enough to buy a drink with her own ID.

We're happy for the waitress, but we do find it sad that anyone would go to all the trouble of stealing a wallet only to buy an Applebee's Bahama Mama cocktail.

Go figure... Woman using the fake was actually 26

GETAWAY FOILS ROBBERY

Forgot the Silencer!

Getaway cars are just for the movies. Real criminals use getaway donkeys.

A trio of Columbian robbers in the exotic sounding town Juan de Acosta loaded stolen rum, rice, tuna and sardines onto Xavi, a 10-year-old donkey.

It was all going to plan, but then the donkey starting "heehawing". Loudly. The racket alerted police to the robbery and the burglars ran.

Quick, gun it!