John Szwalla, a 17-year-old idiot from the US state of North Carolina, entered an internet cafe and demanded money, claiming he had a gun hidden under his shirt.
The "gun" was actually a banana. The cafe's owner, along with a customer, restrained John and called the police.
John ate the banana while he waited for the cops to arrive. Apparently the police joked about charging the kid with "destroying evidence".
|Your banana’s a gun? That’s nice. My banana’s Jesus Christ.|