Saturday 31 August 2013

SLOW REASONING

Exit Stage Right!!

Levi Detweiler, a 17-year-old Amish youth, ran a stop sign in his "horse and buggy". We believe it was the latest model.

Young Levi then led police on a mile-long, low speed chase before taking a turn too sharply and tipping the carriage on its side.

Hollywood could probably make a movie out of the incident, called The Slow and The Furious.

Yes, we know what you're thinking. With a terrible joke like that, "who's the real criminal here?"
Anyway, Levi was charged with "over-driving an animal", among other offences.

Serves him right. What a hoon.

Levi Detweiler, the Amish speedracer.

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